I enjoy living my best life, hiding in the basement, typing away on my linux computer with a giant portrait monitor playing videos of Chaewon.
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"Play dodge ball, David!" the Better Angels called.
One by one, the girls were eliminated until it was just David & Zaza.
Zaza tossed it. David tried to not catch it, but it stuck to his hands.
"I'm #out!" shrieked Zaza. "David wins!"
"Who covered the ball with glue?"
#flexvss
"Look up youtube video about marble movies." — @dongwon
(He really said "marvel movies" but I thought this was funnier.)
"It's important to push writers: Is this really the best it can be?" — @dongwon
"The bun is incredibly important [in a shit sandwich]." — @dongwon
"Editing is always about asking questions." — @dongwon
"You can't kill every darling." — @dongwon
She gave me a #stare.
"What?"
"Are you just going to sit there?"
"What do you want me to do?"
"Come make it up to me!" she said, stamping her foot.
"How can I do that?"
"You can start by giving me a hug."
"And then?"
"Well, we'll just see what happens then…" she purred.
#vss365
Who knew you could get my books at Walmart? (Just don't look for it on the shelves.) What's next? A blue-light special? walmart.com/ip/Revin-s-Hea…
"Get up, wench!" the captor said, kicking Momo. "Fix us breakfast!"
She stood meekly.
He grabbed her shoulder & pushed, but then ran a #hand down her side & gave her a sharp slap on her backside.
She flushed with anger, but went pale when confronted with trying to cook.
#flexvss