Steven D. Brewer - Archive

Lindsey sat on a dry patch while #water trickled down the face of the rocks, over moss, & into the little pool. In summer, the dell was glorious, but now it was chilly. She shivered.
"Here, my love," the dryad said, slipping a cloak of autumn leaves over her shoulders.

#flexvss

Why is "human resources" always staffed with non-humans?

Zaza leaned forward on tiptoes & whispered to the barista. He cocked his head, then gave her a grin & winked.
"What did you order?" David asked.
"You'll see!"
"One David Special!" the barista called. Zaza ran to claim her latte with a #foam art drawing of David on top.

#vss365

Maybe they just can't find it.

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The captors tried to eat what Momo had cooked over the fire.
"Ugh!" said the leader. "This is awful! The eggs are burned & full of shells. Haven't you ever cooked before?"
Then he looked at Momo & Revin could see wheels turning as the #enormity of the question sank home.

#vss365

The Better Angels were crowded around the door, chattering as David tried to lead them.
"Form a #line, Angels!" David called.
They promptly formed a chorus line, with their arms laced together.
"How's this, David? How's this?" they called, as they performed high kicks.

#flexvss

I enjoy living my best life, hiding in the basement, typing away on my linux computer with a giant portrait monitor playing videos of Chaewon.

"Play dodge ball, David!" the Better Angels called.
One by one, the girls were eliminated until it was just David & Zaza.
Zaza tossed it. David tried to not catch it, but it stuck to his hands.
"I'm #out!" shrieked Zaza. "David wins!"
"Who covered the ball with glue?"

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"Look up youtube video about marble movies." — @dongwon

(He really said "marvel movies" but I thought this was funnier.)

"It's important to push writers: Is this really the best it can be?" — @dongwon