Steven D. Brewer - Archive

I had so much fun with the ribbons at #chicon8, I decided to make some Airship Pirate stickers. If you purchase a signed edition of any of the Revin's Heart novelettes, I will throw in a sticker when I sign it. This offer good until the stickers run out. waterdragonpublishing.com/product-catego…

Revin could feel Momo #shiver in her skimpy costume as the night deepened.
"Hey!" he said. "Can someone give this girl a blanket."
"Shut it, monster!" one of their captors said, backhanding him. But they brought a blanket & tossed it to her.
"Thank you," she whispered.

#vss365

Richard opened the door.
"I'm here to see your master," a man said.
"May I say who is calling, sir?"
"You may call me Dr. Callow."
Richard invited him into the salon, fully anticipating the man's expression when he learned that the #servant was actually the master.

#flexvss

Just got an email from a headhunter inviting me to apply for a position as Lecturer of Japanese at a local college. I'm not certain my qualification — having read a shit-ton of manga — would be sufficient to make me a competetive candidate. Oh! I write haiku in Esperanto too!

"We do not consider it our business to police our customers or their content, so long as they do not violate the law. If you think Herr Hitler is violating the law, notify the SS." #dropkiwifarms

THE CHICKENS ARE ON THE TABLE!

The Better Angels went caroling. Though familiar on @TruckStopGalaxy, their #music was always a draw.
"May we have some egg nog, David?" Zaza asked.
"Just a small one."
Ten minutes later, they were giggling & falling all over each other.
"More, more, more!" they sang.

#flexvss

I found a #verse upon my tongue
I could not voice aloud.
It sought escape between my teeth
I kept it in my mouth.
It burrowed in and made its way
down to my finger tip.
And then escaped to all of you,
by giving me the slip.

#vss365

This morning, at a meeting, a colleague said, "Hey! I've enjoyed following the exploits of your alter ego as a science fiction author!"
I had the presence of mind to say, "Ooh! Thank you! And I actually have a new book out today! Here's the link!" 🥰 waterdragonpublishing.com/product/crossi…

I is in ur tent feedin' ur chickens…

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